My name is Shwee. I am 21.
I always smile. Music = eargasms. Lesbian. I feel beautiful. I am genuine. I am actually quite awesome. I like to express how I feel. I love to laugh. No regrets. <3 This is my life. Please Enjoy.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Forget about Planking! Hadoukening and Vadering seems to be the next big thing on the internet!
how do i stop growing up this isn’t fun anymore
(Source: hulkh4nds)
sO TODAY I WENT TO THE BANK WITH MY MOM AND SHE WAS GETTING MONEY AND SHE SAID “YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS MONEY IN A SAFE PLACE” SO I WENT TO HER EAR AND WHISPERED “IN MY BUTTHOLE” AND I GUESS THE BANK LADY HEARD ME BECAUSE SHE STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY AND SHE COULDN’T STOP
Expectation is the root of all heartache.
William Shakespeare (via fakeville)
(Source: quote-book)
by cuddle i mean have hard rough sex
(Source: talesofteatime)
having a crush on someone is like when you eat a dorito and you don’t chew it enough and you feel it slide slowly down your throat and slice up your insides
(Source: reidsspencer)
yes teacher, i Couldve done my homework last night. i also could have Murdered ur family last night. lets be ok with the fact i did Neither
“The scene in which all characters sit in a circle on the floor in the library and tell stories about why they were in detention was not scripted. John Hughes told them all to ad-lib.”
The Breakfast Club (1985)
(Source: riangosling)
(Source: mariannapaige)
Tim Burton came to work one day after having some dental work done on his gums. He was supposed to keep his mouth packed with gauze, but he thought drooling blood was too much fun to waste.
